instrument

 They're playing the piano while flying in the plane.

You have no right to call yourself creative until you look at a trowel and think that it would make a great lockpick.

Mom didn’t understand why no one else wanted a hot tub full of jello.

The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a lovely sight.

You can't compare apples and oranges, but what about bananas and plantains?

Everyone was curious about the large white blimp that appeared overnight.

Just go ahead and press that button.

She had convinced her kids that any mushroom found on the ground would kill them if they touched it.

It was the first time he had ever seen someone cook dinner on an elephant.

He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her.

I know many children ask for a pony, but I wanted a bicycle with rockets strapped to it.

They did nothing as the raccoon attacked the lady’s bag of food.

Jason didn’t understand why his parents wouldn’t let him sell his little sister at the garage sale.

They decided to plant an orchard of cotton candy.

He embraced his new life as an eggplant.

The beauty of the African sunset disguised the danger lurking nearby.

My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do.

Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head.

It was obvious she was hot, sweaty, and tired.

It was the best sandcastle he had ever seen.

I hear that Nancy is very pretty.

The sign said there was road work ahead so he decided to speed up.

I honestly find her about as intimidating as a basket of kittens.

He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash.

Choosing to do nothing is still a choice, after all.

We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa.

The sudden rainstorm washed crocodiles into the ocean.

She borrowed the book from him many years ago and hasn't yet returned it.

The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the grace of a turtle.

All they could see was the blue water surrounding their sailboat.

Writing a list of random sentences is harder than I initially thought it would be.

If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute.

He wondered if it could be called a beach if there was no sand.

After fighting off the alligator, Brian still had to face the anaconda.

Nancy was proud that she ran a tight shipwreck.

Siri became confused when we reused to follow her directions.

I'm a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate people.

Seek success, but always be prepared for random cats.

The heat

He wore the surgical mask in public not to keep from catching a virus, but to keep people away from him.

It would have been a better night if the guys next to us weren't in the splash zone.

It's always a good idea to seek shelter from the evil gaze of the sun.

There are over 500 starfish in the bathroom drawer.

He quietly entered the museum as the super bowl started.

She says she has the ability to hear the soundtrack of your life.

His thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights.

A suit of armor provides excellent sun protection on hot days.

She traveled because it cost the same as therapy and was a lot more enjoyable.

He fumbled in the darkness looking for the light switch, but when he finally found it there was someone already there.

It's a skateboarding penguin with a sunhat!

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